The Kingdom of Womble 8839 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.857 billion Womble 8839ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 8839ian economy, worth 325 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,367 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,617 per year while the poor average 2,593, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8839's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8839 is ranked 236,296^th in the world and 10,078^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.